I can't take it anymore. I can't. And I won't. I promise you I won't.
If there is one more fucking commercial for a Sonic on TV, I would flip out. The nearest Sonic is only about oooooooooooh 6 hours from where I live.
Ok, for arguments sake, even if I were to live in Boston, where many of these channels that show me these belly-growl inducing pains, it would still be almost 5 and a half hours.
This is wrong. Absolutely wrong. And it has to stop. Now.