Every year I buy an advent calendar.
Every year I enjoy the cheap ass chocolate that comes in it.
Every year I love looking at the shitty picture on the front.
With all of this, you'd think it would prove very difficult to be disappointed, but alas I am. When you already have extremely low expectations and you open a day and you see three pieces of chocolate in one spot, you realize that you selected the worst advent calendar of all history.
And it should be noted that the Niff and my sister warned me that this would be a calendar of suck just based on the fact that the kid in the green pants on the bottom of the calendar looks like he has no friends and he wants to off himself.
Too bad they told me after I bought it.
