Completely and utterly random update. Can you dig it?
- The Niff has never seen Back To the Future. I know, I know, what kind of boyfriend/fiancee/BFF am I to let her live another day without seeing it?
- It's supposed to be spring. But Mother Nature forgot. It's been about 48 degrees and breezy the last several days. And I love it. If I could live some place that was perpetually Fall, I would be there in a second.
- The apartment complex where the Niff and I live apparently are waiting for a lawsuit. A few weeks ago I called to notify them that the concrete steps into our building partially collapsed, on the side closest to the building. Their fix? Put a piece of plywood over it. Which works. Unless you step onto where the hole is like I have several times only to partially fall into it. They don't seem to care, but when someone steps with all their weight and falls through and snaps their ankle in half they'll care. WTF does that? Seriously, no matter how much it costs I am sure its the fraction of the cost of a lawsuit.
- How the fuck did this happen? Does he even know he's on his buddy? How does his buddy feel?
- As long as I've played football I've wanted to score a TD. Not just any TD, but a defensive touchdown. My buddy Jay was lucky/skillful enough to score our team's first ever TD last season on a fumble/strip sack in the end zone. I've sworn to all that if I am fortunate enough to score one my end zone dance will be the Truffle Shuffle. I hope this is the year.
- Jane Goodall and her little friend. Amazing.
- Everytime I revisit my top five movies of all time, this is always on the list. Jim Carrey has such range to go from one of the funniest guys in Hollywood to one of the most seriously scary good actors.
- This looks like me in bed. Mainly because we have anywhere between 5 and 35 blankets on the bed at any given moment.
- Calvin and Hobbes will always be one of the greatest comic strips of all time. How can you deny it? If you do you're just an evil and bitter person. And not worth talking to.
- The NFL Draft is less than 2 weeks away. This is the greatest day of the year for me. The invites are sent already, the planning of the food is already in the works, and there will be plenty of room, courtesy of Mark who will host it in his mansion in Manch-lanta.
- Easter Sunday Brunch with my family for the win. Always a good time, always good stories and always good food.
- I get this look every day around 2pm as I am about to scarf down my daily Potassium.
- Ray has taken a strong liking to my Cheerios. So much in fact that he decides to dig right in as soon (sometimes even before) I pour milk into it. This is a daily occurrence.
- We start hitting in practice this week. I cannot wait. I cannot wait for the randomly placed bruises. The constant zombie-walk I'll have for the next couple weeks. And the "taking all week to heal and finally feeling better just before I get to do it again".
