I have to hand it to the early gymmers. You know, the people that are deciding to get back on the wagon, start working out again, buy new sneakers, and start their new years resolution before the new year. Major props to those people.
But seriously man - why did you show up today reeking of Fritos? Do you work at Frito Lay? Did you lose a bet and have to swim in a pool of Fritos? Were you a giant Frito for Halloween and covered yourself in corn oil and salt and haven't been able to wash it off?
And the woman wearing the dressy sequin shirt. Honestly. Best choice of clothing? You almost blinded me when I was on the treadmill. Did you come from a dinner party and just think to yourself, "Geez, I REALLY should workout LIKE RIGHT NOW" and you didn't have time to go home to change? Because that's pretty much the only logical explanation for that.
I really am happy to see people taking an active change in their lives and their health. It takes a lot to make that conscious decision to sign up and take action. But it takes a lot to also decide whether you should smell like a giant Frito or dress up like Neil Diamond when you go to the gym.
Just saying.
