About a year ago I sent an email to the apartment complex I live at because some of the trees were leaning precariously far over during the winter. Windstorms always brought big branches down. Sap would drip over all the cars. There were maybe 3 that were clearly dead that needed to be removed.
Earlier this week I got a letter on my door telling residents to move their cars Thursday morning because they would have a tree service here to take care of some of the trees. I thought, "Well, it only a took a year but at least it's getting done, right?"
I came home tonight to zero trees.
At first I was all
And after looking around I was all
I'm gonna go ahead and hope/pray/pretend that the whole tree removal had absolutely nothing to do with me. At all. In fact, I'll pretend I don't even have an email account so I can deny I ever emailed anyone.
Yeah, that'll work...